WHERE THE HELL IS MIKEY? I'LL TELL YOU

He has been working on that stupid book of his. Like someone wants to read his short stories. What he should be doing is writing about my life, because if he doesn't I may just decide to write a book about his life. See, he thinks that when I'm sleeping I don't know what he's doing. Wrong buffalo breath. Not only do I know what he did but I also know all of the people that he did it with. Trust me when I tell you that he doesn't want that to happen and neither do they by the way. A girl could probably make enough off of that book to get a whole new wardrobe, shoes and all. You know I'm going to give that some serious thought. He's not doing anything for me right now, kind of ignoring the girl.

And since Mikey decided not to run for president I've decided to put my name in for consideration for vice president. Hell I know more about vice, vice cops and Washington, D.C. than most and wouldn't be better to have me where I can do the best work for my country, what with the dignitaries from other countries. Plus, you can keep a better eye on me if you know where I am. And if you need a congressman or senator to agree with you, well I have my own powers of persuasion if you get my drift.
Kisses to you all,
Stella

PUBLISH OR NOT TO PUBLISH

Hello Gang, Yeah, been away for awhile, trying to make some money for Mikey's campaign and I am going broke buying new knee pads (and having so much fun that I forget to collect). So, I got to thinking, maybe I should publish my life story, and names, dates and places. Or, if the price is right (and this is fund raising, not blackmail here), I might forget to put you in there. Does that work for everyone? And if you live on this planet, chances are we have met, or know some of the same people, and you know how queens kiss and tell, so lets get those donations rolling in.
Thank you Mr. Bailey for you comment and interest. And by the way, I love your Irish Cream, who knew you were Irish. LOL But I can't find you to thank you personally. (ROF) You can reach Mikey at theauthormike@yahoo.com, he works as my agent. Then there is my girl, Hillery, boy is she talking like she has a pair swinging. You go girl, Mikey will always be here for me or actually both of us if you think you can handle it. Keep going, the debates between you and Mikey are sure going to be something to watch. I will be hosting Missy Dorothy here soon and you sure don't want to miss that (She asked for it, and I am known for my generosity.) LOL
Stella