Saturday, April 28, 2007


Hello Gang, Yeah, been away for awhile, trying to make some money for Mikey's campaign and I am going broke buying new knee pads (and having so much fun that I forget to collect). So, I got to thinking, maybe I should publish my life story, and names, dates and places. Or, if the price is right (and this is fund raising, not blackmail here), I might forget to put you in there. Does that work for everyone? And if you live on this planet, chances are we have met, or know some of the same people, and you know how queens kiss and tell, so lets get those donations rolling in.
Thank you Mr. Bailey for you comment and interest. And by the way, I love your Irish Cream, who knew you were Irish. LOL But I can't find you to thank you personally. (ROF) You can reach Mikey at, he works as my agent. Then there is my girl, Hillery, boy is she talking like she has a pair swinging. You go girl, Mikey will always be here for me or actually both of us if you think you can handle it. Keep going, the debates between you and Mikey are sure going to be something to watch. I will be hosting Missy Dorothy here soon and you sure don't want to miss that (She asked for it, and I am known for my generosity.) LOL

Tuesday, April 10, 2007


Dear Adoring Fans; Been out of the loop taking care of Mikey for awhile, he has been under the weather lately. And this got me to thinking, yes there is a brain under this redneck red hair. What if he decides to drop out of the race and throw his support to someone else? I don't get to be first lady and that is not sitting well with me. The only candidate I would even think of shacking up with is John Edwards and he is married. Then it dawned on me, Hillery is going to need a first lady. I can't piture Bill Jeff in a dress, unless he was trying to get into mine and I would help him.

Rumor has it that Hillery might actually be playing for our team and that would mean she wouldn't require sex from me and that would just about be great. But I will have to insist on picking my own secret service guys (and believe me, there will be some secrets to tell). I really want Mikey to see this thing all the way thru, but just in case. Any thoughts on the subject?

Sunday, April 1, 2007


Dear Readers,
I have a special announcement to make. I am engaged! I have kept the fact that I have been seeing someone for awhile a secret but tonight he popped the question. He asked that I also not reveal his name at this time until he can tie up some loose ends. What I can tell you is that he has made several movies and you would recognize not only his name but also his face (you have probably also seen his ass in a couple of movies and one quick privates shot, although it does not do him justice). He is married but his wife just agreed to a divorce. She and I have met on several occasions but she doesn't know about us.

Also, he is going to produce, direct and star in a movie version of one of my short stories and will only do so if I agree to appear in the movie with him. Within three months, I will be relocating to his ranch in Texas and working with screen writers to make sure that my story will not get lost in the movie version. I know that you will all be happy for me.

p.s. You do know what today is, RIGHT.